M y L i f e: July 2009

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

s h o r t

Hmm.. Its my first presentation at Segi College for Moral Studies..
Overall is ok..
And i think we did much better than other group.. =p
Doesn't need to be formal..
Is just a simple presentation.. hehe..
There are 8 of us in a group..
No class today.. Only presentation..
After presentation, Summer asked me to drop her at Teluk Pulai ktm station..
Before sent her to there, we have our lunch at Melawis first..
Then only balik.. haha..
Tomoro class will be at 9-12pm for Pengajian Malaysia..
After class, 6 of us will go to Pyramid..
And then play badminton at 3k! woohoo! haha..

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

sOme 18sx jOkes

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when u leave her a virgin..

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!

The Blue Wave ejaculate over 40 gallons of sperm while mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?

Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, you have to do it tomorrow again.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

The stocks market now are like an old man dicks.
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!

This week is Breasts Awareness Week. Spread the slogan " We stared because We Care! "

The saddest parts of a man's body is this balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till Death!"

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.

Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you untill he started the second times!

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock!

If a bomb bursts in bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.

And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana Split.

What's the difference between a bomb and a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases BUT in a condom blasts, population increases.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

z e n

Went Pyramid at 7smthg yesterday..

Have our dinner at ZEN Restaurant..

Finished at 10pm.. And we planned to go PJ ss2..

Have our dessert over there..

Went back home at 12smthg..

And reach home at 1.15am..

The next day woke up at 7smthg..

I'm sleepy and tired now..

@.@

Thursday, July 23, 2009

r A n d o M

Yesterday went for interview..

At Meru Academy Music Centre..

Successfully got the job and will be start working on next month..

hahaha!

Meaning that, I will be working for 2 jobs..

Meru Music Centre is on weekdays..

While the Saturday 1 will still be teaching as usual..

People ask me.. Am I so desperate for money? Can you cope?

Actually I also don't know.. haha..

Full time students have to work for 2 jobs and still studying and preparing for Grade 8 theory exams...

Busy huh?

Not only that.. Feel stress dEeeeEeEpPpllLy.. hehe..

Thinking to take Diploma In ATCL next year..

Then LTCL..

Then FTCL..

Then DipABRSM.. LRSM.. FRSM.. haha!

woohoo!!

Later I will die of depression.. xDD

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Bon Odori Festival

Its Saturday..

So I went to work as usual..

Woke up at 7.30am..

Finish work and back home at 4.15pm..

5pm, Esther come and fetch me..

And we headed to Bon Odori Festival..

Located at Shah Alam Panasonic..

A lo0o0o0o0otTtT of ppl there.. haha!

Apparently its all teenagers..

Over there.... Ppl selling Japanese foods..

Also having drum and dancing performances..

Okla.. Enjoy the photos...

Me, Yin & the Japanese kids! Damn cute! haha!

Me & Yin

She's advertising the Japanese Green Tea

Tandoori Chicken! xD

I'm holding Curry Katsu Don

Yin & Esther

The stage

Can't take their front pic..

Ended up shooting their butt!

haha..

Why Beng look so tall??

I guess u know why.. haha!

The Japan boy look cute! haha!

Buat bodoh.. >.<

Buat bodoh lagi.. wahaha!

At 9pm, its the closing ceremony..

After that we went to mamak..

Bout 11pm, balik rumah..

Exhausted!!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

o.0

Just read Mok's blog..

超级UTAR大道??

Damn funny..

buahahahaha!

c o l l e g e l i f e

Hmm...

I guess I know why some ppl love college life..

For example..

Today class should be started at 9am..

But 9.30am only the lecturer masuk..

Teach till 10am.. He said we shud had a 20min break..

20min? Damn long..

I use to have only 5-10min break at UTAR.. haha!

Ok.. Back to topic..

Supposingly 20min is till 10.20am right?

Nope.. The lecturer comes in at 10.40am..

Swt right.. Total 40min break.. haha..

Then... Continue teaching...

Class should end at 12pm..

Bout 11.30am.. He let us go...

=.='

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

f***!

Today, I went class as normal..

On Mon.. My counsellor(Kelvin) call me to get my timetable at 2nd floor..

So I went to 2nd floor and get my LAN timetable..

Stated my class is on Mon & Wed for Pengajian Malaysia subject only..

After class.. I find Kelvin again..

Asking him for Moral Studies..

He said that, the class haven't start yet.. Will let me know..

And today..(Wednesday)

My fren asked me.. "Why you are not in the Moral Studies class yesterday?"

I: huh? Moral Studies? Kelvin told me the class havent' start yet?

Fren: Huh? Nola.. (showing me the timetable)

I was.. What the hell??? That f****g man told me there is no class for Moral Studies yet..

FINE!

I went to 2nd floor and seek for information..

Someone name, Joyce.. A nice person..

And she is also the HEAD of my UOS programme..

She brief me EVERYTHING about the programme..

I was so blur!

Why I'm blur? Because there shud be a briefing for this course last Friday..

The f******g man didnt' told me AT ALL!!

And the HEAD, Joyce..

She told me that this counsellor, K****N W**G is a useless scumb!

F**** him!!

Didn't help me to do a lot of things!!

1. Didnt help me to register my name for the LAN subject. My name was not in the attendance list.

2. Didn't help me to apply PTPTN loan. (which is so important for me)

3. Didn't help me to get a ID card.

4. Didn't give me the exact timetable! (Joyce had already email the timetable to every counsellor FEW MONTHS ago.. And she don't understand why K****N W**G doesnt give me the timetable)

And I have to did everything by myself! Going this and that department! Damn confusing~

Moral of the story is..

Please don't trust Segi College (Subang Jaya) counsellor! Especially that FAT ASS K*****N W**G!