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Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when u leave her a virgin..


Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!


The Blue Wave ejaculate over 40 gallons of sperm while mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?


Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, you have to do it tomorrow again.


Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.


The stocks market now are like an old man dicks.
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!


This week is Breasts Awareness Week. Spread the slogan " We stared because We Care! "


The saddest parts of a man's body is this balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to "Hang Till Death!"


A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.

Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you untill he started the second times!


What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock!


If a bomb bursts in bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.

And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana Split.


What's the difference between a bomb and a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases BUT in a condom blasts, population increases.